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Jew Bag

It's like a Douche Bag, but Cheaper
Dustin's such a Jew Bag; he won a camera and then turned around and sold it to his work.
by Miss Sheen March 25, 2011
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T Bag

All of you are WRONG!

T Bag is a character from Prison Break, Theodore Bagwell, whereas TEA BAG (!!!!) is the act of dropping your nuts into someone's mouth.

Also see Tea bag
Me: These idiots who define "t bag" are clearly 12 year old douchebags who heard the word in Halo 3 and don't even know how to spell it. Fucking idiots.

Example 1: Yo T bag!
by Trookagdkgdaighn May 25, 2009
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j bag

to call someone a j-bag is like calling them a jerk off
Buster at work is really being a J BAG.
by shreker September 20, 2006
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Douche Bag

a vulgar, derogetory term that people use to insult each other
by Homer Phobic November 11, 2002
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Dick Bag

The only redeeming quality in Kathy is her dick bag.
by Brown Hammer July 20, 2009
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Hot Bagging

The Hot Baggee puts their face through a hole in the wall. On the other side of the wall there is a painting around the hole. Usually a flower or ladybug antennae. The Hot Baggee then awaits the hot bag. The hot bag itself is a condom filled with feces, usually human. The act of hot bagging is actually smacking the person who has their head through the hole in the face with the hot bag.

This complicated procedure is known as hot bagging or being hot bagged, depending on if you are the hot bagger or hot baggee.
The wife burnt my macaroni and cheese. She knew she was in the wrong and assumed the hot bagging position.
by SD21___ January 20, 2009
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bagged lunch

This is a version of the hot lunch or hot karl. You defacate into a tube sock and then proceed to hit someone over the face multiple times with this poo-filled specimen.
Last night Vinnie wanted this girl he had fucked to leave his place. While she was asleep in his bed, he gave her a nice bagged lunch to finally get her to leave. She would never forget this experience the next time she placed her foot in a tube sock, with the fear of stepping in fecal matter.
by Tizzell July 31, 2008
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