by Hero94 November 2, 2022
Get the Alexmug. by TheRealJeremyRodriguez May 29, 2024
Get the Alexmug. A man whore at 12 years old. You’ll never want to find yourself ima relashionship with him. Likes at least 5 girls at once and liked a boy at one point. An absolute loser with no social life! Do not try and be this kids friend he will annoy you to death! Watch out 👀
by Alex Cortinochip May 22, 2019
Get the Alex Cortinochipmug. a girl who literally reads smut everynight on wattpad and by reaching page 8 will have her breathing labored as fuck and finds herself touching her clit. easily aroused. sexual as fuck.
alex: *moans*
mom: aRE YOU WATCHINGG BROOKLYN NINENINE HUNNY????
alex: y-Yeah M-mOm
uh fuck
*arches back*
*squirts*
mom: aRE YOU WATCHINGG BROOKLYN NINENINE HUNNY????
alex: y-Yeah M-mOm
uh fuck
*arches back*
*squirts*
by WHATTHEFU July 1, 2018
Get the alexmug. Tall ignorant man with no personality or sense of direction with his life. Likes cheese and is very unlucky with the ladies. Thinks bat man is really a woman and thinks he’s better than anyone else. Will never text back on time. All ways stalks the group chat
by Doorhandle92 August 31, 2020
Get the Alexmug. A young whexican girl who loves dancing, singing, and listening to despacito. She's overall a nice, cringey, pretty individual who likes music.
by Mexican_Man. October 11, 2019
Get the Alexmug. 