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fortnite

guy 3: DURR I LIKE FORTNITE!

Guy 1: *loads shotgun with malicious intent*
by catlord111 September 12, 2020
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fortnite

just bunch of sperm trying to survive and winning over the egg, then suddenly you were born
tbh fortnite was a good game until you came along and ruined it for everyone

"i be flossin I be flossin"
by like you@ March 4, 2019
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Fortnite

by KI ADI MUNDI January 4, 2020
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Fortnite

A disease most commonly found in post-millenials, can cause many bad effects such as -

Uncontrollable distasteful dancing whenever something mediocre happens in your life
A sudden loss of money as you realise you spent it all on people that makes your disease worse as well as 'skins' so your virtual little self looks good when it dies every 2 minutes
Brain tumours, just because
Separation from your family
Bladder problems as you don't want to leave your computer
Not wanting to leave your computer
Becoming an egotistical twat
Ali-A

and Ligma.

The only cure is to get outside and do something with your life.
John: Sam, wanna play Fortnite? *dies*'
Sam: oh no he's dead boohoo
by ittyyy August 19, 2018
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Fortnite

Heaven when the internet is smoother than a girls booty
Fortnite has taken over the world
by Sharp_shooter890 June 3, 2018
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Frick fortnite feburary

the month where you cannot play Fortnite until march. If you log on Fortnite, that counts as a strike. You will have 3 strikes. Don't f*ck this up.
Are you competing in Frick Fortnite Feburary
by andioop3 November 5, 2019
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Fortnite

A game where a bunch of 8 year old kids swear their heads off because their mum wont let them buy money
Kid 1: Hey wanna play Fortnite
Kid 2: Sure
Kid 1 kills kid 2
Kid 1: Shit on
by Cooperlikespizza August 19, 2020
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