sandwish

when you work at a restaurant and a fellow coworker decided to help with writing menu but doesn't understand english.

I would like to order the steak sandwish.... by the way what is it

by cookin dat chow January 16, 2024

Standwich

Standwich is a sandwich.. vertically.

"Hey, I'm about to be home. Can you make me a standwich?"
"sandwich*"

"To late *insert image of vertical sandwich.*

by vixintoriq May 28, 2024

old sandwitch

An old sandwitch is a very funny and non-offensive term used to be rude but funny

Omg my teacher looks like an old sandwitch

Did you see that guy he looks like an old sandwitch

by Idksophia December 29, 2015

pickle sandwitch kid

A kid who love pickles and friends

Hey that kid is eating alot of pickles

He must be a pickle sandwitch kid

by ♤♤|£~■•8 January 31, 2018

Dick Sandwitch

When you put your Dick in between two big titties.

"Hey guess what. I got a Dick Sandwitch last night"
"Sick duuude what was her bra size!"
"XXL Lez Goooooo"

by NeptunesRetardedCousinNeptard May 2, 2021

Cum Sandwitch

A cum sandwich is when you are really angry for something and cant figure out a good curse word to yell at it

person 1: hey, what is today
person 2: its you're anniversary

person 1: CUM SANDWITCH!!!1!11!!!!!1!!:1)

by phatscawck September 30, 2021

Turkery Sandwitch

When you are so dimwitted that you spell turkey sandwich like it's a felony and type it into Urban Dictionary for some reason.

Mark: Hey I'm going to go eat a Turkery Sandwitch.
Marcus: What the heck are you a serial killer.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023