Floss-raped

when you get out of the shower and a piece of hair slithers between your buttcheeks

Everytime I get out the shower, I get floss-raped.

by Alesdebber March 16, 2015

marital rape

What Indians and Arabians do to their wives every night

Life in India and Saudi Arabia for women boils down to the crucial decision of whether they want to be rejected as a beggar woman always poor and gang raped once or twice a year or whether they want to be a well to do housewife marital raped by their husband nightly. Ah!, decisions!, decisions!, decisions!

by Bad C dev July 14, 2024

Census Rape

To edit someone's online census form while they are away from their computer with the hope they will submit it without seeing the changes.

Miller: Have you seen Charlie lately? I'm lost without him.
Mark: Haha, he got deported as 'cus I Census Raped him!
Everyone else in chorus: Hahahahahahaha, what a mug!
Miller: wha...

by GrandMasterT May 16, 2011

Wallet-Rape

When an object on sale is egregiously expensive, usually seen as a franchise of expensive items usually related to a hobby. The high pricings of these items gouge out the wallets of the customer, leaving a miniscule amount of cash in the rubble.

Guy 1: "Why the fuck did I start playing Warhammer 40k."
Guy 2: "What's so horrific about it?"
Guy 1: "The fucking expensive as hell mini-figures has me poor and writhing on the floor shit-vomiting. It's just Wallet-Rape. My cash is gone."
Guy 2: "Graphic description of your suffering but okay."

by MYEARSAREBLEEDINGPLEASEHELP July 10, 2022

Aggravated rape

Rape by someone in Power

The Teacher Aggravated rape her for Nothing. She was Arrested for rape

by 459395 March 5, 2022

Rape

sex that was not properly consented to, whether that's through coercion, force, blackmail, grooming, or otherwise.

I was raped at my 13th birthday party by my abusive friend.

by Lemon.Grey.Skies June 16, 2022

Andrew Rape!?

Oh no! 2012-2015? That's before any of my input so I have nothing to do with that.

Hym "Damn? Andrew rape!? That... Is... Sad. Sadsad. Damn, Myron hangs out with a lot of alleged rapists. Charleston (allegedly). Andrew (allegedly), (and depending on the real story behind his divorce) Stephen (potentially, I'll need to see some bank account information for that). That is not a good look. I mean, I existentially redeem them and they imitate my personality but we don't even hang out so I'm not associated with them in any way shape or form."

by Hym Iam March 14, 2024