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You Got Juiced

when playing a game of NCAA Football, the quarterback does NOT pitch the ball on the option.
Mike: "Touchdown nigga"
Steven: "Sike"
Mike: "Why?"
Steven: "Nigga gonna Juice your ass"
Mike: "Naw, he won't"
(pause)
Mike: "Motha fucka Juiced me again!"
Steven: "You got juiced"
by Stevensnider January 15, 2009
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Pulling a Juice Wrld

When a person, or animal begins to spastically convulse until passing out, or death.
by Fetalmatter December 11, 2019
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REAL Jungle Juice

A potent concoction made up of whatever happens to have been tossed into the proverbial punch bowl. This can include, but is not limited to, any kind of hard liquor, copius amounts of beer, extremely entertaining hallucinagenic substances, and even various female undergarments (on rare occasions male undergarments are also tossed in; they add a large quantity of fibre but unfortunately also have the potential of adding quite alot of ball sweat and pubes to your otherwise heavenly drink).
REAL Jungle Juice: A bunch of beer, a bra, some coke, and lots of vodka.
by The Man of Wealth and Taste December 15, 2009
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Yee Haw Juice

It's essentially cum. But with a western twist😉
"you keep messin around here I'mma have to steal ya Yee haw juice.."
by 1haveanaccount May 28, 2019
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Juiced to tha fifth

Being really drunk or drunk to the fifth power. Any number can be used depending on the level of drunkenness.
"Man I got juiced to tha fifth last night". "I got juiced to the 6th". "I got juiced squared".
by Lee Byerly February 7, 2006
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goy boy juice

The semen of a male who isn't Jewish.
Joyce was raised to be an Orthodox Jew, but she has a Portuguese Catholic boyfriend. Once Mark squirts his goy boy juice in her, she'll have a hard time bringing up her kids Orthodox.
by pentozali October 12, 2010
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Jesus Juice (JJ)

JJ or Jesus juice refers to the drink made by Arizona Tea called Arnold Palmer. Its so good, we simply just call it Jesus Juice.
Crissy: What is this? (Picking up a can of Arnold from the fridge.)
Alissa: Oh, thats Jesus Juice (JJ) the best damn tea you'll ever taste.
Crissy: The can says Arnold Palmer, why do you call it JJ?
Alissa: It's tea sent from the almighty jesus himself, down from the heavens.
Crissy: (Drinks from the can.) This is pretty good.
Alissa: Yeah, (Shrugging shoulders.) I'm pretty sure they drank it at the last supper, or the three shepherds were each drinking a can when he was born.
by Arnold.Palmer July 26, 2009
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