Fortnite

A game where shitty 8 year old kids can rest their 1 cm long dick on.

CANCER is fortnite

by STFU AND STOP GETTING AIDS July 11, 2018

fortnite

just bunch of sperm trying to survive and winning over the egg, then suddenly you were born

tbh fortnite was a good game until you came along and ruined it for everyone

"i be flossin I be flossin"

by like you@ March 4, 2019

Fortnite

Heaven when the internet is smoother than a girls booty

Fortnite has taken over the world

by Sharp_shooter890 June 3, 2018

fortnite

a game that has taken over the lives of sad little teenage boys. they constantly loose girlfriends because of this game , since they are too busy playing. people also post their wins on their snapchat story because they think people actually give a shit about them when we actually don't.

girlfriend: i think we need to break up, you're spending too much time on that stupid "fartnite" game and not spending enough time with me.
boy: *is playing fortnite at the moment* yeah ok.

by cacalover418 May 14, 2018

Fortnite

A thing that taints one's soul and is so annoying that I will shoot the next person who talks about it.

My "friend": FORTNITE FORTNITE FORTNITE FORTNITE
Me: I will put you out of misery. Goodbye, old friend. (uses pickaxe from Minecraft to kill him and purify his existence)

by Smart People of Earth November 26, 2019

fortnite

a "game" that has a fanbase full of nine year olds

wow fortnite is so lame y'all should start playing some real games

by c_armstrong_906 May 21, 2021

fortnite mega balls

when something really sucks, or isn't going well

"Man, this game of Rainbow Six Siege is kinda Fortnite Mega Balls"

by envacor January 31, 2025