eating the mic

When someone playing a video game puts their mouth so close to their mic it sounds like they're eating it.

Guy: I caught a kid eating the mic while playing Fortnite.

by DaphneTheLoser June 29, 2021

eating cat

ALF Eats Cats

ALF: I'm eating cat
Willie: don't fire me

by MayDayMeh August 22, 2017

National eat ass day

April 13th is National Eat Ass Day

Hey babe it's national eat ass day you know what that means

by BIG PAPA CORN May 25, 2018

Eat Han Gae

Someone called Ethan who has ginger hair

Bruh is that an Eat Han Gae,he is so hot

by DarkBlackPiggy October 6, 2020

I EAT MUD

Ducking hentai looking orangutans bitch mother fucker

I EAT MUD. YES I JUST EAT MUD

by WHO TF SAID ASKED April 9, 2021

Eating onions and spotting dimes

Seinfeld reference. When George can spot dimes from a distance but mistakes an onion for an apple when not wearing his glasses. Used when things don't make sense.

You're eating onions and spotting dimes, I dont know what's going on. Its total chaos.

by Stevez11 December 30, 2023

Don’t cry, eat toast.

A motivational quote created by Charlie-Amber Taylor online.

“i want to cry right now”
Don’t cry, eat toast.

by facts56 January 18, 2021