asparagus dicks

The act of tying dicks together with a rubber band to resemble a bundle of asparagus.

asparagus dicks, figure it out

by SpitOnMyDIK May 20, 2015

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dick thumbs

When someone has massively large thumbs example "look at fletch's thumbs there huge" " yeah he's got a right set of dick thumbs!"

example "look at fletch's thumbs there huge" " yeah he's got a right set of dick thumbs!"

by Lowenbrau2013 July 14, 2015

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Dick Missle

An absolute squealer of a hog

Holy shit Rick, check out the size of that dick missle!

by mackdaddymitch October 3, 2015

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Dumbbell Dick

When you jack off really hard that your tip of your dick looks abnormally huge.

Damn, look at Sami! He has a dumbbell dick! Haha!

by xD4k June 27, 2016

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Dick Dip

The dipping of one's dick into an object, usually as a prank. Similar to the tea bag.

Don: why does my coffee taste so weird?

Ivan: BECAUSE I DICK DIPPED IT LOL

by Gauren L September 15, 2016

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Slip of the dick

When your dick slips out while having sex.

Jessica: FUCK ME HARDER BRAD, DON'T STOP!
Brad: *pop*
Jessica: WHAT DID I JUST SAY!
Brad: IT AINT MY FAULT BITCH! IT WAS THE SLIP OF THE DICK!
Jessica: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
Brad: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Jessica: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Brad: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by I'mheretofuckyourbitch September 23, 2016

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