Anal Full Choffin

The act of two blind molerats engaging in, typically gay, anal sex. One partner, the top, holds the legs of the other behind his head at the knee.

Chris gave Bill the anal full choffin all night and Bill woke up sore from the anus to the legs.

Karen's favorite position is the anal full choffin.

I did the anal full choffin with my Real Boll Doll and it was amazing.

by Terry Blindman March 15, 2025

anal sausage

a shit that's so big it looks like a piece of Sausage floating in the toilet bowl

dude eszy just dropped an anal sausage before the CS-GO tournament

by eszy June 22, 2016

Anal Dutchmen

Kent Korol's trailer.

You see those two guys hauling the trailer on the highway?

You mean the Anal Dutchmen?

by bstevens070619 June 7, 2019

Anal

A different word for donkey

I gave the donkey anal

by Mr cum in yo girl ear November 26, 2021

anal mosquito

A very analy mosquito

"Is that a flying anus?" " Nope, just an anal mosquito

by PapiNorts April 9, 2017

Anal Glaucoma

An excellent excuse to try to not go to work.

Lazy fucking idiot: Sorry Boss, I can't come into work, I'm not feeling well.
Boss: What's the matter?
Lazy fucking idiot: I have Anal Glaucoma.
Boss: What the fuck is Anal Glaucoma?
Lazy fucking idiot: I just can't see my ass coming into work today.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 31, 2023

anal butt punching

It's when someone has the sudden, unstoppable urge to violently punch in a non-sexual way usually leaving the receiver very harmed or at the very least traumatized.

Puerto Ricans usually love the act of destructive anal butt punching.

by Nigaruno March 10, 2017