fairy head

a bald fellow, or a fellow who is content to forgo a hat in cold weather. So called because such fellows are regarded as looking gay.

Detective Theo Kojak is quite the fairy head!
Jim, Jamie, Matt, Matt, Robert, Kenny, Kevin, Harun, Hayden, Harvey, Hamilton, Harold, Jake, Jason, Fargo, Theo, Lincoln, Herman, Tom, David, and Greg are all fairy heads; they are all content to forgo hats in cold weather, no matter how cold it is.

by JMC70 February 26, 2022

Muffin Head

what badboyhalo uses to insult people

Dream: You motherf**cker
Badboyhalo: OMG you muffin head language

by Gogynotfound May 17, 2021

Head waiter

Person that hangs around public restrooms, rest stops waiting to give or receive a blowjob.

Feeling horny, he decides to cruise a local truckstop in anticipation of being served by the Head waiter.

by Garm93 May 21, 2021

head spread

When a person's head widens as they age. This is particularly true with males. (Alec Bakdwin, Zac Efron, Matthew Perry are a few examples)

Matthew Perry had serious head spread between season 1 and the final season of Friends.

by Chainsawchelsea August 21, 2021

head 2.0

when a female or 3 sucks on a bald head

tim did u just get head 2.0
yeah dude she was sucking my bald head

by hdisbrheisb August 22, 2021

packet head

coke addict. packet is slang for cocaine in south east england

that guys just smelled his key what a packet head!

by Bigboy packet September 3, 2021

Head Unit

the brains of a car sound system and serves as the input for your music sources, works better when you connect up a few amplifiers and subwoofers to crank the volume and bass to make everyone else hate you and to get girls attention by driving by with it at max volume and if you have a over powerd sound system in ur car you will be the coolest kid in school and you can make your friends jealous of you, car sound systems are fucking rad.

spoiled teenager girl with unlimited mobile data: have you heard of the radical dude with his op car stereo
other spoiled teenager girl with unlimited mobile data: and he has a radical head unit connected up to amps

Radical Dude with op car stereo: walks past drinking red bull

by Elevators115 June 1, 2021