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stick pussy

"I gave her some of my stick pussy."

"I whipped out my stick pussy."
by squatlo January 10, 2005
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pussy willows

s.pl. testicles that are small, furry, and/or cute; feline testicles.
gf: oooh! i love your pussy willows!
bf: and there goes my hard-on.
by indalomena November 28, 2006
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Devil Pussy

1) Psycho woman. Either obsessive or hateful but, basically a good lay. Puts out but there is hell to put up with.
2)Woman that uses sex to get back at boy or girl friends.
3)Stinky, unclean Pussy that spreads any kind of disease.
a)why you do Lashonda? She's Devil Pussy! She showed me her arms where she cut herself after seeing you with Kristeena. She said next time she's cutting you. You still planning on adopting her baby?
b)Oh you don't want to mess with Brittnee, she wants to do you to get back at him and/or her!
c)Damn! I banged some devil pussy (bitch had no teeth) - now I got the drips. And she tasted like bad vinegar. I knew something was wrong when I saw fumes.
by R D Mann May 21, 2006
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dirty pussy

A dirty pussy is a pussy that gets fucked a ton of times by a different guy every time, and the girl who has the dirty pussy is a slut, whore, cock monster, varsity whore, etc.
Larissa has a dirty pussy and is a fucking bitchy ass SLUT. She fucks guys as often as she breathes in air into her lungs.
by pimp daddy dollars February 18, 2005
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cotton-pussy

The loss of sexual desire experienced by women immediately following consumption of marijuana. Likened to the feeling of dry mouth when consuming marijuana.
"Dude, I was all about having sex that night, but then I smoked and got a serious case of cotton-pussy."

Also can be used in the plural form, as in "I got a serious case of the cotton-pusies that night."
by Flyingtetas October 29, 2009
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Pussy Gargling

When you give the woman a cream pie, then they blow a pussy fart but it's a slow leaking pussy fart and the pussy gargles the cum.
After blowing a huge load in my girlfriends cunt, it started pussy gargling my cum.
by md5375 February 25, 2009
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Combat Pussy

(noun): Refers to female sexual prowess on par with the fighting abilities of a seasoned combat veteran. This black belt in the martial art of fucking cannot be acquired by reading a book, studying porn, or even from frequent intercourse, even though all of these may be elements of combat-pussy training. A female can only get combat pussy by devoting herself to fucking as if it were a vocation or calling. Only after vast on-the-job training and real-world experience does she become a Warrior of Fuck, a Special Fucking Forces Agent of Sloppy Ops.

Much more than a mere "good lay," a female in possession of combat pussy fucks on a whole different level, and may be insulted by requests for ordinary sex acts, since they are like bringing a knife to a gunfight.

A man (or woman) who is fucked by a female with combat pussy may experience blackouts, irregular heartbeat, convulsions and vomiting; it may also result in Post-Fuckmatic Stress Disorder (PFSD), flashbacks, anal bleeding, penile epilepsy accompanied by sudden spunking, spontaneous lactation, swamp ass, and Jangly Chalkballs Syndrome (resulting in ejaculation of a white, powdery dust instead of semen).
Man: "Say, why don't you suck my dick, baby?"
Woman: "Dick sucking's for babies. I don't suck dick--I got combat pussy."

Later: "Holy shit. Hand me your wallet--my dick's having a grand mal seizure. Where am I? Why does my asshole look like an entrance wound? Damn, that lady had combat pussy mos def."
by QuinnFlint August 2, 2011
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