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face rape

when someone says hurtful mean things that they should only ever say behind your back to your face
'so howcome you and ashlie arent talking to each other'

'i dont wanna talk about it'

'tell me'

'well i was just being nice and she came out of nowhere

with this massive face rape'
by ihavahat March 31, 2010
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Chris Rape

Chris rape is when you finesse someone underneath a bed without their consent
Susan: I jus got chris rape(d) yesterday

Chris: Dont be telling our business
by AssClapperSince06 February 1, 2021
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Rape Instructor

This one, don't use this unless you really want to get in hot water with police. Origins go back to Glenbard East 1993 and plays up in Braidwood, Illinois. It's one of the worst insults one can ever use, nastier than the mother of the f-bomb in an aggressive way.
Oh the teacher from Glenbard East, he was flagged from Facebook because they found out he was a real Rape Instructor.
by illinoishorrorman February 20, 2019
mugGet the Rape Instructormug.

self defense rape

Pretty self explanatory. It’s when in an act of self defense you rape the attacker to de-escalate the situation.
Someone tried to mug me in the alley near Tom’s sandwiches. I was forced to use self defense rape.
by Saddam Huessein the second March 23, 2023
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raped your feelings

When someone uses you for there own personal use and doesn't care about your feelings or well being as long as they get what they want it's all good. And don't think they care about you cause they don't your only a stepping stone for them....you should just walk away!
Matt: dude you ok?
Chris: no man I'm not!
Matt: sorry that bitch raped your feelings, she's a cunt fuck her!!!
Chris: yeah dirty married whore.....
by pain666 June 28, 2011
mugGet the raped your feelingsmug.

crate rape

verb \ˈkrāt-ˈrāp\

the unforgivable act of stealing a teammates hard earned care package during a Call of Duty multiplayer match.
100% of the time the culprit performs this foolishly selfish act in order to feel better about the fact that his/(her?) pecker is the size of a ladybug..

Following the capture, He/(She?) proceeds to hoist the crate over his/(her?) pea-sized noggin and then exclaims, at the top of his/(her?) lungs
"HEY EVERYBODY, CHECK OUT MY RIDICULOUSLY HUGE & IMPRESSIVE PACKAGE!! LOOK AT HOW ROCK HARD IT IS!!!!!"

This typically gets it done for them for the duration of the match before their feelings of inadequacy return which, inevitably, leads to a continuous cycle of handling other players packages without proper consent for the simple pleasure of feeling better about their own.
PLAYER 1:

Hey, did you see that?

THAT FUCKIN' RANDO OVER THERE JUST STOLE MY CARE PACKAGE RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER MY GUN WHILE I WAS BUSY SAVING HIS OVER-USED ASSHOLE FROM CERTAIN-DEATH!!)

PLAYER 2:

Yup, and from what I saw, that ugly troll-ass motherfucker totally crate rape(d) the living daylights out of your manhood!
Fuckin' bummer, Man.
by MJ FAME December 16, 2013
mugGet the crate rapemug.

flavor-raped

when foods are overwhelmed by the strong aroma or flavor of an adjacent food
I took a bite out of my blueberry bagel and choked, It had been in a bag with some onion and garlic bagels and got flavor-raped!
by TimTheTerrible May 9, 2025
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