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Very slow car... Project A
Every car tuned by Proect A is parked.
by la ley April 13, 2021
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Schrödinger's Parking Stall

The experience of walking through a parking lot while being followed by a vehicle that leads the walker to feel that every open stall he or she currently blocks is the one the vehicle operator is trying to occupy.
Please use your turn signal and stop being a weirdo because I'm tired of playing Schrödinger's Parking Stall with you.
by NotPessimistic June 8, 2025
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Hershey Park Handrail

The action of placing ones forearm in between a sexual partner's butt cheeks while holding a fist full of Cherry Flavored Twizzlers and eating them.
Chris gave her the ole' Hershey Park Handrail.
by AnnieHoss December 18, 2025
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Highland Park

One of the 2 cities completely surrounded by Detroit. Bet a majority of those pictures you see of abandoned homes from detroit were taken here. Bad public schools. If you’re taking woodward to downtown you have driven through here
Drove through highland park. I thought it was Detroit
by TotallyNotADetroiter July 13, 2021
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Grave park

Ey let’s hit up the grave park on Halloween and visit the spirits
by Uhhhhhhbs May 5, 2023
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Verti-park

An apartment building for those who aren't quite ready to graduate to a trailer.
The verti-park doesn't allow dogs or BBQ's so we're moving into a trailer as soon as Bob's worker's compensation comes in.
by Chris J Mitchell August 25, 2008
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parking lot lunch

It is basically a 12 O'clock car-fuck with, for example, the secretary from your office. You both pick your "go to" parking lot then drive there in separate cars. When the clock strikes 12PM your secretary (or who ever) looks in both directions before climbing into your car. You have a nice car-shaking-fuck, share a ham n cheese, and then drive back to your workplace in your separate cars.
It was crunch time, 10 minutes after 12 O'clock already, it would have to be a quicky parking lot lunch today.

Harry had to bring his car to the car wash after his parking lot lunch that afternoon; There were crumbs everywhere!
by PrincessGaylordFocker September 19, 2017
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