Pushing p

When you eat someone's grey pubic hairs in the bathtub while listen to "dres" by taylor swift cause that song is hot and you spill red wine on your grey pubs so they turn red.

I pushing p'ed in the bathtub while eating bob Ross's pubic hairs that are now red because of my wine.

by immother February 4, 2022

qswdefrgthyjukilo;p'

Last level of Boredom. You can get out of the Boredom Matrix if you...

Staring at the ceiling, "qswdefrgthyjukilo;p'" formed on my lips, a meaningless jumble of letters mirroring the emptiness in my mind. Boredom stretched before me like a vast, silent landscape.

by BoredomBoss February 16, 2024

Matty P

The Worst Lighting Board operator to have ever exsisted

"Oh god its matty p, i bet hes wasting his university money doing a engineering degree"

by Chloe :3 November 26, 2024

qxzwevcrtnbyu,mio/.p

When you are so bored you type from the top area of your keyboard to the bottom of the keyboard in a X pattern, fully omitting the home row.

you: god i wonder if qxzwevcrtnbyu,mio/.p was ever types
you: oh, someone has

by johnnylemon July 13, 2023

D. S. P

Designated. Short. Person
A dedicated person to make a tall persons life better though great humour, death defying sunts to try be taller or giving a tall person a different veiw in life

Tall person : you are so short how are we friends
You: no I am just your D. S. P (designated. Short. Person) here for your enjoyment

by Lulu 123 January 28, 2022

Pushing P

Pushing Penises

Yoooo I was pushing p last night that shi was lit.

by pushin p January 19, 2022

P-port

A rather demure term for a bathroom.

-It's so good to meet you, President Obama. Can I call you Barack?
*You too, Maddy. Of course! I like your nail color.

-Thanks so much! It's been lovely chatting, but I really need to visit the p-port.

*No problem. I love you!

by she'sabirddoge July 26, 2013