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The nicest guy you will ever meet. He is handsome and brave. He will protect you and take care of you. He can be witty and funny. When talking about certain subjects he can get a little fired up. He does not like large red headed women so stay away. He enjoys classical music, the symphony, the ballet, and playing guitar. He is a lover of fine wines.
Did you notice how positively John he is? Yes, I can't stop thinking about the Johnness of it all.
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Formerly known as weak chat it is an expression used to describe poor banter. It derives from the overuse of the expression weak chat by John Sanigar and hence has taken on his name as John Chat. First coined on 16/06/2010 by Harry Preston esquire.
That's John Chat son.
John Chat by perkyakacrouchy June 18, 2010

St. John the Baptist DHS 

One of three Diocensan high schools on Long Island. Just a block from the Great South Bay, right on Montauk Hwy, in West Islip. St. John's or SJB is a great school with dedicated teachers and kids who love to have a good time. People are nice and its hard to fall through the cracks at this school.

Like most LI school SJB is big on athletics and some favortism can be seen, but not much. Teams like the boys and girls cross country team, boys and girls varsity basketball, badmitton, gymnastics, and boys soccer tend to compete very well within the catholic league and even States. These teams bring pride to the school and student always come out to a home bball or soccer game. the "red sea" and "whitout" are two popular themes to home games and it's truly a sight to behold.

There is also favortism for the exceptional student and you can always tell the AP/Honors kid from the average/"regents" kid. The school is a lot stricter than some other well known Catholic schools-rules which remain from the "drug age", while the student population has gotten better, the rules have not decreased a bit.

The mascot is the Cougar
St john's kids are often seen as stuck up or "elitist" because of the high tuition but the truth is most come from middle to upper-middle class families who sacrifice to send thier kids to SJB.

SJB's biggest rival in most sports is St. Anthony's Friars
sjb kid: you going to the boys game?
kid 2: yeah, you?
sjb kid: yeah we gotta wear red tonight, right?
kid 2: yeahh man!!! the Red Sea's gonna trash those friars!!!

kid1: hey i got in to st anthony's
kid2: suckss for you man!! if you wanna go to college go to St. John the Baptist DHS!!!

John Deere

A nickname given to a country boy named John.
Cum ova her john deere
John Deere by jmansherron December 21, 2008

Johnson Bank 

adj. - a girl that has had sex with many different men. In other words, many guys have deposited their "Johnson's" in her "bank." This term is reserved for the sluttiest girls you know.
Friend 1: "Hey, have you seen that girl that always wears those really short booty shorts around campus?"

Friend 2: "Oh yeah! She has had sex with all of the guys on the basketball team... She's a real Johnson Bank"
Johnson Bank by JBank September 20, 2010

Johnson control 

Phrase used to refer to a condom by women as a condition for receiving sex. Alludes to the permissive control device of mechanical equipment the must be engaged before operation of a hydraulic piston. A shield, cover, or interlock that permits a piston to function, and protects people.
If you expect to get any; You better have a johnson control, or keep your Johnson under control.
A indecisive hoe but still can love and feel
Joe stop being a Johnso and pick that one
johnso by NotJohnsoRaymond December 17, 2013