Firekow 

Derived from fire and cow, this mythical manbeast can't spell, posts on PBReview.com, operates a website, and is pretty secksy.

Firekow is the secks.

Firekow by Firekow September 5, 2004

firestronautics 

a firestronaut is a man or woman who fights fires on
space stations, the moon (in enclosed spaces), or other assorted oxygen-rich
extraterrestrial settings.

I'm a firestronaut; I entered the field of firestronautics because I wanted to be both a fireman and an astronaut

firestronautics by Horace Pinkerton December 28, 2005

firebutt kiss 

butterfly kiss but on your butt.the fire part happens when you get it.it heats up things in bed.

joe wanted to give his girl a rim job but she refused so he gave her a firebutt kiss and she gave in.

firebutt kiss by caitlinandchristian March 26, 2009

Firethrower 

a pitcher who can throw 95mph or faster

That kid is a firethrower.

Firethrower by X-Man 25 June 5, 2010

Firecracker shotgun 

When your sitting on the toilet (preferably after a heavy night of drinking) where you have diarrhea, you fart at precisely the exact moment the shit deploys from the anus. Also occurring is a noise quit similar to a firecracker while the fart exits the eye. Its starts off with very loud flatulence which occurs due to the flutter of the cheeks. It quickly turns into a whistle like sound while slowly increasing in pitch. After a brief moment of silence it ends with one more powerful blast of wind exiting the rectum. All this happens in approximately 2 seconds. Since the explosion exits the bowels so quickly, the fast contraction of the anus leaves one with a burning sensation that can only be relieved by sitting on the toilet for a few minutes with out movement.

Gregor: hey man wheres cody?

Rick: uhh, I think hes in the bathroom, he drank a lot last night.

Gregor: uh-oh, i hope he didn't have a firecracker shotgun.

Rick: God Help us!

Firecracker shotgun by #1googler August 2, 2012

Firebroad 

An amazing Mexican woman who's equally gorgeous, fiery, and brilliant; makes younger American men smitten.

Oh yeah, Carmen. Such a firebroad. I'd chase her around the world just to hear her call me Papi.

Firebroad by Mi Ceilo November 8, 2012

fireman's reach-a-round 

When one male firefighter rides another male firefighter's firepole while simultaneously feeding him chili.

"The 2015 chili cookout? How could I forget? Jake gave me a fireman's reach-a-round."

fireman's reach-a-round by The Sorting Dunce Cap December 29, 2016