Douche

A douche: (n) a large group of Chad's, Brad's or Kyle's. Also known as a "no thanks".

I had to leave the bar because a douche of Chad's wouldn't stop talking to the bartender about crypto so no one could get a drink.

by Hawthorne McGillicuddy September 4, 2022

Douche

A device woman use to wash their vaginas with.

Martha is a douche

by MLGPure October 3, 2020

douche

A teacher at Moscow High School

Justice: "Hey, can you help me out?"
Mr. Clevenger: "Fuck off! I'm busy and I'm an adult who wears big boy pants! Respect my authority!!
Justice: "You don't have to be a douche about it.."

by T-cell22 May 11, 2016

douche

its french for shower

its also a dickhead

Je me Douche
WTF!
it means i had a shower
O...i thought you said im a douche

by applepinerd November 16, 2011

supreme douche pizza

One who pounds on keyboards with hammer fingers in a douchey way and drives a new mustang very slowly. These specific douches enter the supreme douche pizza arena once they combine the natural douchieness of a douche with added antics, like gloating about finances, warming one's hands as if in genuflection, or smiling at awkward moments. *Note: These supreme douche pizzas typically have prominent dimpled cheeks when they grin.

Pete: "I'm unsure about mike, he seems a little cocky."
Charles: "Yes, I hear you, I think he may be a supreme douche pizza."

by iagothello March 11, 2011

Hide and Douche

The act of saying something extremely shitty, racist/sexist, whatever the fuck you want that's a 0.006126126441 IQ move, and then calling it a joke, when you really mean it.

Person McGuyson: Clementine Ford was playing Hide and Douche today.

by Słoneczny! May 27, 2020

Douche Unit

1. A group of 2 or more people who, when by themselves, would each be individually referred to as douches and or douche bags.

2. An individual who by themselves would be what is called a Super Douche.

My boyfriend and his friends are a total Douche Unit when they hang out.

OMG, the guy that hit on me at the bar was a total DOUCHE UNIT!

by The Mouse they call Mighty November 30, 2011