Dick Food

"Food" for your dick. Something arousing with few other redeemable qualities.

It's not that good of a show, but lots of tits. Basically, it's dick food.

by Sirencio December 8, 2011

Dick Load

Refers to a large amount of something.

Mate I have a dick load of money.

by C Mitchell March 27, 2009

trick on dick

A scandalous female that is so hard up and desparate to do the most low life shit for little to no gain or money

Yo I can't wait for you to see this bad bitch I met at the club. What's her name? Candy, Dude I know that trick on dick!, she sucked me off after I bought her a drink last week at the club

by godchef May 27, 2010

Dick Brownie

The shit on a dick after anal sex.

whore: mmm im cravin' some dick brownies.

black guy: right here

by Pimp Nigga Daddy Kane May 11, 2009

My dick

Smaller than my goddamn hippocampus

Me:my dick is small, are you sure you want to suck it?
Imaginary girlfriend: no not anymore

by Short penis February 17, 2020

dick implosion

When your dick's size becomes so large that it reaches a critical mass and begins to collapse in on the balls. The dick then retracts inside of the pelvis and forms a psuedo vagina.

"Hey Bobby what's that glowing rod coming from your pants?!" "Oh thats just a dick implosion, an interstellar mass larger than the sun retreating back into itself so as to hide its awesomeness from the world because the world cannot understand it yet."

by H.R. Blunderbuss March 21, 2013

Dick Flanagan

Any coach who habitually misses key games and/or practices due to back alimony checks, long strings of traffic violations, or can't get into his car because he can't find anyone to trick the breathalizer that the State installed in his car to start it.

Coach also must appear to games intoxicated, and force his underage players to drink Natty Lite for every loss and complain about how expensive mint leaves are out of season.

Optionally, the coach must also sprint out of the games when there's a large fight and the police are called yelling something along the lines of "I can't go back to prison".

Must be inspirational.

Looks like Coach Smith is really turning out to be a better coach than that alcoholic dead-beat Dick Flanagan.

by JSternbruiser January 29, 2009