cum post 

A post formation, designed to accommodate the large quantities of cum that a man can produce. The idea is to aim and fire at this ejaculate column.

I am about to cum. Please hand me the cum post.

cum post by Gregory Goofballington February 20, 2005

cum feint 

To fake a male orgasm. Usually including yogurt or other white substance hidden during sex and thrown on to the bitch as you make sounds like you are actually cuming. If they can fake them so can we.

I pulled a cum feint last night by slapping banana strawberry yogurt on my bitch's back. I don't want no damn kids.

cum feint by JAGIV June 29, 2008

cum guziler 

a bitch who likes to guzil cum by the buckets.
2. A girl who does not spit but swallows when u cum in her mouth
3. A person who likes cum

See that girl right there she is a cum guziler

cum guziler by Matt Messier January 14, 2005

Cum Blanket 

To cover your sexual partner(s) with old tissues that were once used to wipe up cum after masterbation

Baby, i'm going give you a cum blanket

Cum Blanket by ritualist December 15, 2009

Cum Pig 

A fat girl who likes to fuck. They have no standards or anyone else going for their ass. A cum pig.

Look at that cum pig." "Matty sure loves a good cum pig.

Cum Pig by hotdogman1982 July 24, 2010

cum monkey 

a person who is extremely odd and makes constant dumb mistakes

Jessica Struckhoff, I can't believe you just called the security officer Wilbur for a week, thats not his name. You are such a cum monkey

cum monkey by Cecelia May 7, 2005

cum husk 

dried semen in the shape of a penis.

he accidentally left his cum husk on the bathroom floor.

cum husk by diddlermuffin August 2, 2010