National get dick day

You get dick in your asshole

Him: wanna get national get dick day in your ass
Her:yes daddy

by anonymous April 8, 2021

National Anti-Stupid Hour

National Anti-Stupid Hour takes place on September 11th, at exactly 4:20 AM, where all stupid people have slave owners break into their house and get very severely tortured for an hour.

John got his torturing tools out to get ready to torture his 6 year old cousin for National Anti-Stupid Hour.

by hībīkase April 2, 2021

National Consume Oobleck Day

do not consume Oobleck today it is toxic and you'll die

Today is national consume Oobleck day

by pisstoes June 12, 2021

national chicken alfredo day

national chicken alfredo day, it’s a day where you tell your guardian(s) that its national chicken alfredo day and they will make some !

hey *your guardian*, it’s national chicken alfredo day
*guardian* okay… and?
and you’re gonna make some!
*guardian* you’re right, i should!

by uRg@710L February 17, 2022

National be with your boyfriend day

National be with your boyfriend day is October 22 you need to talk smile wave hug to your boyfriend

David : Kaylee why are you being so clingy today

Kaylee : it’s October 22 national be with your boyfriend Day
David: oh OK :)

by I don’tknowyou September 21, 2021

National Gina Appreciation Day

The day dedicated to appreciating Gina

Hey! Today’s national Gina appreciation day

by Skrrrrrr195427 May 28, 2018

national suck a nigga dick

april 27 it is where you suck a black persons dick

someone: it national suck a nigga dick.
Everyone: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

by ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆ April 24, 2023