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National Suck a Dick Day

Woman: "Hey it's national suck a dick day and I'm not racist so take your pants off!"
Man: "OK bitch!"
by anonymous April 2, 2021
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Sucked face Shitter

The sucked in facial expression when a homeless scumbum desperately needs to shit and there not afraid to shit anywhere in public
Hey Patti,get on the next ferry cause it looks like a sucked face shitter splattered the deck with a vengeance.
by DOT Employee April 3, 2021
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suck n fuck

the type of pleasure you can only get from a vacuum cleaner
jerry was cleaning and it ended with a suck n fuck
by ballsrfunny April 22, 2021
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Suck Off

What Jetty does to Vyrus
@jettyiwnl stop sucking off vyrus ur cringe asf
Jetty ur so cringe all u do is Suck Off vyrus
by jetty! April 24, 2021
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Lonely Sucks

Someone who sucks and bad at everything he does
guy 1: Guys, I need help in game
guy 2: Sure, I can help you
literally everyone else: No! 'Guy 2' Lonely sucks, don't help him, let him solve it alone.
by Seiba April 29, 2021
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Sucking

Someone who goes on another person for no reason trying to be funny.
*Jake sitting down on his phone*
Ben-“Yooo jake gotta be the biggest virgin I know”
Jake- Why are you sucking me yo?
by BigSteppin May 1, 2021
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Holy Suck

the act of being orally sexual with a married partner for the first and only time, usually an act done by Christians
"I got a holy suck from my wife last night"
by internetuser29 ;0 May 1, 2021
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