Fat abed 

Fat asf but thinks he's not
Body fat percentage is 29%
Puts every game of 2k played on snap

Thinks he's fit cause he's on football team

Gets more hype in 2k then does in his football games

Gets friendzoned by every girl

Thinks he has hoes

Doesn't let people eat his food In his household

Stfu you fat abed?
Your and obese bitch

Fat abed by Fuck tenacious September 10, 2016

Fat abed 

Fat asf but thinks he's not
Body fat percentage is 29%
Puts every game of 2k played on snap

Thinks he's fit cause he's on football team

Gets more hype in 2k then does in his football games

Gets friendzoned by every girl

Thinks he has hoes

Doesn't let people eat his food In his household

Stfu you fat abed?
Your and obese bitch

Fat abed by Fuck tenacious September 10, 2016

Fat stream

A girl with a heavy flow during her period

That girl from mean girl with a heavy flow and a wide set vagina is a fat stream

Fat stream by Gadhkyv October 26, 2016

fat corndog man 

A man who eats corndogs shirtless on a wooden chair.

Have you heard about fat corndog man?

fat corndog man by PhysicoCarl November 30, 2016

fat legit 

A big lass that is overweight but still shagable

"thats a big lass over there at the bar mate, I'd still give her one though she's a fat legit"

fat legit by Cheese gromet December 18, 2016

fat biscuit 

CUuuuuuNNNNNNTTTTTT....nuff said

Chris is a total fat biscuit

fat biscuit by big dick bread January 30, 2017

Fat Stairs 

The heavy breathing you get from when you go up a flight of stairs

Damn those fat stairs

Fat Stairs by 23savage December 19, 2016