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share the fucking monkey

1.) A phrase commonly used by shit-faced uncles who want to have a piece of your success or are warning you against sharing the wealth

2.) Cutting up any member of the primate family and distributing it amongst your fellows: esp. chimpanzees, oragutangs, and small children
Uncle Kevin: Hey, Hey, you tell those bitches over there that your not going to share the fucking monkey.

Joey: Thats Aunt helen and your kids

It's time to fucking collect 

A phrase used when a person believes they are owed something (e.g. a favor), and the time for that repayment has come.
Often, the person(s) who the phrase is directed at is unaware of the need for repayment.
Dennis & Sally: Hi Frank, congrats on buying your new condo! Can you believe it was only six months ago when you were helping us move into our own place?

Frank: Good point- it's time to fucking collect!

Really fucking coolster 

When someone has taken being part of the hipster crowd to a new level; best used in sarcasam or jest behind someone's back.
Wow, Jane just got a fullet and is going to the bright eyes concert tonight in williamsburg; she's really fucking coolster.
Really fucking coolster by jellygirl September 29, 2008

Inter-Fucking-Rupt 

VERB- to constantly interupt someone to the point of being realy fucking annoying.
"God damn it Jason! Dont INTER-FUCKING-RUPT me!"

Ardent Fucking 

Ardent=Characterized by intense feeling.
Fucking=(obviously) having sex.
Ardent Fucking is vigorous sex characterized by intense passion, anger, zealousness or any other intense feeling.
Jasper: I think I'll die from feeling if I fuck her again.
Carlisle: That's called Ardent Fucking.
Ardent Fucking by Jazzy_Poo March 24, 2010

But fucking 

This phrase is used before a sentance. It mostly is said by reflex. Also used to stall so someone can think of the sentance they were about to say
But fuckinggggg, what are you doin later?
But fucking by MrKrinkles May 13, 2010