Flipping the Canadian bird

The Canadian version of flipping the bird à la branta canadensis, which involves hiding one’s raised middle finger beneath a mitten, so as to avoid outwardly offending a fellow Canadian (or in order to deceive americans). May or may not occur as they call out a cheery “sorry!!” with a jaunty lil half wave 👋🏼

Setting: -45*C, 🌨, miserable, somewhere in canadia

Wendy: *bumps into Tim*
Tim: “oh sorry!! ☺️👋🏼 🧤🦆” (🥊+🖕🏼)

Wendy: “it’s quite alright :) have a wonderful day!!”

Ryan: “shit dude did you just see Tim flipping the Canadian bird to Wendy!?”

Wayne: “No but I did see him throw up a quick glove goose to Justin when he was in Calgary last week”

by Timmy 🍁 January 25, 2020

Feed the bird

For people who act a fool, so much so, it is as if, they wanted you to give them both middle fingers.

Just keep Feeding the bird and see where that gets you. (all the while, giving them the middle finger) go ahead, Feed the bird.

by Glassmonkey38 April 15, 2020

The Muddy Mother Bird

The sex position where the first partner stands over the second and proceeds to shit on the face of the second partner. The first partner then takes a knife and spreads the shit all over the second’s face. The first then proceeds to lick the shit off of the second’s face and and feed it to the second partner while both are kissing like a bird feeding its children.

Me and the mail man practiced the Muddy Mother Bird yesterday.

by RamRanchreallyrocks August 9, 2020

Randy orton bird arms

1. A sign of victory or dominance over an opposition after conquering them with ease

2. It can also be used to emphasize pain, for example: stubbing your toe and doing the randy orton bird arms

CHOPPA HIT A NIGGA DO THE RANDY ORTON BIRD ARMS!

by AsuraPatel November 22, 2020

shit eater bird

A bird that likes to eat from its own or other birds own shit.

Eww, look at that shit eater bird eating bird shit.

by MST3K I like December 27, 2020

You with a bird

Insinuating that someone must be preoccupied with something busy due to not replying or slow replying via text or email. They have also appeared to go MIA.

John had gone missing for a lengthy amount of time, so Nick messaged him to ask, “you with a bird?”.

by Ryan astle January 15, 2021

doe toe bird

when your pants get stuck in your booty cracks

Look!!! Savannah has a doe toe bird!

by lemonseahorse January 23, 2021