Wet Biscuit

A Wet Biscuit is a person with homosexual tendencies.

"Hey guys I'm kinda feelin' like a wet biscuit."

by Doota 69 October 11, 2020

Wet biscuits

The act of when a person receives a raspberry on their butt hole

You haven’t lived until you’ve received some wet biscuits. -I’m gonna wet your biscuits. -Damn, I got the best wet biscuits last night.

by that guy-007 May 12, 2025

Phantom Wetness

When you feel like you are getting wet but really your not

Hey is there a hole in my boot? Huh feels like my foot is getting wet. Must be phantom wetness.

by snake ruiz April 25, 2012

Wet Snail

The first person shaves off all of their body hair and then covers themself in hand sanitizer. The second person crouches on their ass with a belt around their neck. They ride into the future.

Wife: nothing makes me happy anymore!
Husband: just wet snail me, you’ll feel better.

by shrekslodge March 20, 2020

Wet Rock

When your moms a slug but not really, She's more of a rock.

My mom's a slug but not really she's more of a wet rock.

by wet rock November 15, 2021

Wet Rock

An excuse used when a friend pressures you to date someone but you aren’t sure if you like them/can’t trust that friend/ or aren’t interested in them and need a generic excuse.

“Listen man, I think she’s comparable to a wet rock. Stop telling me to ask her out.”

by SBIV February 10, 2022

Triple wet Willy

When you are getting a blowjob and you lick your fingers and stick them in both of her ears.

The wife was going down on me last night and I gave her the triple wet Willy.

by Eagle King October 15, 2021