Wet Wife

A wife that wipes her juices on her husbands face

“Bro my girl is a wet wife and I love it”

by Yonder’s December 20, 2025

Wet Thug

When your grandma gets you diapers for Christmas.

Me: “Thanks grandma for always being a wet thug!”
Grandma: “booby bacon fart”

by Mobby & Cody December 31, 2025

Intergalactic Wet Willy

The act of probing another person's anus with a turkey baster, then spraying the contents gathered from the anus into the ear canal. Typically, this is a male-to-male interaction.

Dude tried givin' me an intergalactic wet willy. Not at my birthday party, pal.

by TophuVEVO January 2, 2026

Vinny's Wet-cleaner

The act of ejaculating in a washing machine to wash your clothes with semen rather than detergent. This is Ideal because it is like having millions of little sperm working to eat away the dirt while they clean.

I decided to wash my mom's clothes on April first by using Vinny's wet-cleaner.

by Cpdix001 January 7, 2026

real wet willie

licking the tip of your penis (pulled back) and putting in someones ear as a joke. like a wet willie but instead of the finger its a penis. this is also not for sexual gratification its just a NOT gay prank.

i gave this lil nigga the real wet willie! this lil nigga whent crazy!

by pseudoMLK January 10, 2026

Shenzhen wet nurse

1. A vape produced in China

I’ve looked under the table, behind the couch, and I’ve made my friends empty their pockets but I still can’t find my Shenzhen wet nurse

by ARdBC January 10, 2026

Wet

Very cool, nice, and probably a creamer.

That person’s so wet man!

by DiddyBlud67 January 11, 2026