To two too much

When somebody constantly one ups your stories with things that are not as cool.

Bro
I was telling Josh a story and to two too much with that guy is a headache. He always wants the last word

by Totwotoomuch January 4, 2023

two left thumbs

An expression referring to someone who is bad at video games. Derived from the common idiom “Two left feet” which means someone who’s bad at dancing.

I was struggling to play the new video game. I have two left thumbs.

by mauriziaH July 4, 2021

two-cent piece

(Noun)- Referring to fecal matter in the act of waste disposal; also known as dropping the kids off at the pool.

"I gotta go drop a two-cent piece." "Damn, that grub's got two-cent pieces rollin' down my leg"

by Wing Master Ding January 16, 2007

Two-nose

A person that knows it all.

Someone that is nosy as hell and is always in everyone's business.

A white person

Damn, theres alot of 2nose out today.

That 2nose is on one

Whats sniffin, two-nose?

by Neechybaybee December 27, 2021

Plus two maneuver

The process of making your manhood feel more meaty by digital (finger) enhancement. The male places is middle and pointer finger along the top of the shaft and inserts all three as one gerthy package.

Chad: "How did that hoe-bag Tiffany like your pencil dick John?"
John: "I just busted out that plus two maneuver that you used on me last week."

by Doctor Poops April 12, 2017

timmy two wheels

someone that is very hard working, talented, and blessed. If you meet this man, you are very lucky. He is good at almost everything, and will make your wish comes true.

Guy 1: Who is that handsome young man over there?

Guy 2: Oh, are you talking about timmy two wheels?

by TimmyTwoWheels February 15, 2024

your ass from page two

Not knowing anything

You don’t know your ass from page two

by Paul Annette July 31, 2021