Hawaiian suck n push

When you're squatting on the hotel toilet sucking his dick while you squeeze out the pork and poi from last night's luau.

Was giving him the old hawaiian suck n push when my kids walked in, And I had to explain this is the only way mommy can poop.

by PseudAwesonym March 16, 2024

Suck your mum

This is called the last straw phrase. It is not to be used faintly, once you use this phrase understand your may lose your life. It is the equivalent to spitting in a persons face.

Person 1: “Kyle you ain’t on nothing, we took your phone and money and you ain’t done anything”

Kyle: “what are you dumb? Suck your mum”

*FIGHT BREAKS* (You cannot say this phrase without some sort of conflict breaking out.

by TheBritslangTranslator August 19, 2022

Suck-cess

Doing something repeatedly that you really do suck at, but not giving up on it.

I've had no "suck-cess" at trying to make a lobster fly

by uvebruce April 27, 2023

suck

1. when something is bad
2.what you do when you are having sex

have you gotten anyone to suck ur cock yet jacob?

by cat sucks dick November 1, 2016

sucks to zuck

sucks to suck but mark zuckerberg edition

person 1: I just got laid off from meta
person 2: sucks to zuck

by anonymous June 27, 2023

suck my dick rock

Just making a rock sucking his dick, apparently very gay. It all started with a trumpet player that like his dick to be duck by a saxophone player that rejected him

Suck my dick rock, it’s humungous(humongusus)

by Bakasama February 22, 2022

Suck a toe

Adjective: to suck a toe.

To tell someone to suck a toe, is essentially the mash up of “fuck off” and “kiss my ass”, in a much more PG way, and is much more socially acceptable in an environment with slightly less than chill adults.

Guy 1: oh my god, why would you stab my hand with your pencil?!

Guy 2: I’m sorry man, I didn’t see it there.
Guy 1: Jesus dude. Go suck a toe.

by Luna20 October 20, 2023