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Round up to two weeks

Age old saying that most people know of
it's been 5 days so come on just round up to two weeks
by feminists:thelesserspecies October 16, 2021
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A Two Time

A person who is a total liability to their team, causing harm by stealing, sabotaging, and contributing nothing of value.
Jake kept taking supplies for himself, ignored the team's strategy, and even helped the opponents—he's A Two Time.
by Ghost64Swag February 12, 2025
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Heaven in two little balls

Descriptive of the male ejaculation process.
I got laid last night. For the first time finally experienced Heaven in two little balls.
by 11penny September 26, 2021
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That's two down motherfucker!

A term used to explain that you killed someone.
Person 1: That's two down motherfucker!
Person 2: What the fuck?
by thatsqeqweqew December 29, 2020
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goody-two-shoes

literally mehjabeen.
mehjabeen is a goody-two-shoes
by morendih June 28, 2025
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Two-Person Wedgie

This one is a long definition. A two-person wedgie is a wedgie is a wedgie in which the undies are so big two people can fit inside them at the same time. Person A, the person who originally wore the undies, is the victim and Person B is the giver, the person who got inside the undies with Person A. Person B puts their legs through the back legholes of the underwear of Person A, typically with their backs and asses touching. Then Person B pulls up the underwear where it is now at their front. Person B only gets a slight front wedgie, but Person A will get their undies shoved fully up their ass. Maximum agony.
My big sister gave me an atomic two-person wedgie yesterday. My pussy was on fire for hours.
by Wedgie_expert101 July 20, 2021
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Two plate disaster

A phrase to describe a situation or person that is a real mess and does not have their shit together. Even thought breaking one plate causes a mess, it’s just an accident, but when two plates break - it is a true disaster.
Our country is a complete two plate disaster.

Did you see that dude at the party last night? He was a two plate disaster.
by Shmecca October 11, 2019
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