When a man forcibly has a pinecone, corn cob, or other rough, plantlike object shoved up his anus in a form of sexual pleasure. Often associated with bondage.
Thomas: My ass is really sore...
Jack: Why? I thought you went home with that lovely Sheridan last night?
Thomas: Ya. But things got a little freaky. The agricultural ass rape went a little too far.
Jack: Why? I thought you went home with that lovely Sheridan last night?
Thomas: Ya. But things got a little freaky. The agricultural ass rape went a little too far.
by ttarler June 18, 2011
When a person posts a photo with an excessive amount of filters to the point where they look unrealistic. Usually resembling a contestant on RuPaul’s Drag Race or a blurred out smudge on the lens with eyes
by Tractorgasm May 1, 2019
by 459395 March 5, 2022
by Boii back May 14, 2018
by 459395 February 24, 2022
1. The absolute inability to reject a rejection of presents. This includes days such as birthdays, Christmas, Jewish Christmas (I dont know how to spell) and many other gift giving holidays.
2. If you are being gift raped, you will know, because when you ask for nothing, they will go over the top
3. You can use this to an advantage by asking for nothing so they give you way more than if you asked for something
2. If you are being gift raped, you will know, because when you ask for nothing, they will go over the top
3. You can use this to an advantage by asking for nothing so they give you way more than if you asked for something
Person 1: I dont want anything for my birthday.
Person 2: FUCK YOU IM GETTING YOU SOMETHING!!!
P1: I guess this is gift rape
Person 2: FUCK YOU IM GETTING YOU SOMETHING!!!
P1: I guess this is gift rape
by Skibbidy bop mm dada April 18, 2021
When a person stands up partially while taking a lengthy shit to get the last few inches out. The person proceeds to sit back down while the lengthy turd hangs and the turd is forced partially back into the person's ass due to the end of the turd being pressed against the bottom of the bowl. A person who experiences this sensation/phenomenon has been "bowl raped".
A: Oh wow, I could go for a shit. It's been awhile. This one might be a record breaker!
B: Make sure you stay seated! Don't want to get bowl raped. Remember, two halves make a whole. No shame in pinching off midway.
B: Make sure you stay seated! Don't want to get bowl raped. Remember, two halves make a whole. No shame in pinching off midway.
by Porksword153 March 30, 2022