Whack my Gack

A way of someone to say masturbate my penis.

Jim: Hey you, why don't you come over here and Whack my Gack!?
Tim: That is quite rude.

by Popaius November 8, 2016

riding on my dime

A person who uses your name/credit and/or money to have things in life. One who is of complete insignificance and has no ambitions to straighten up and get things on or in his own name. Person who uses another’s good credit/money to get things of his own.

Tommy Boy wants to know if we will list him as a driver on our insurance policy, he got another DUI...he is already on our phone bill.....I’m tired of him riding on my dime.

by Slick74 December 2, 2017

Like my balls

A phrase, similar to "that's what she said," added to the end of almost any sentence for humorous effect.

That truck is huge...
Like my balls!

by superbill22 July 6, 2011

Pinched my Bird

When someone stole your girl or crush by any means, weather they were sexier and smarter whatnot.
Or you pinched a poor bird.
Sick bastard.

Weren’t you crushing on Sarah?
No not anymore John pinched my bird.
Oh you poor cuck.

by WhoGoesToArbys October 15, 2020

smokin my stuff

means doing ya own thang be an individual

I'm here making music and smokin my stuff

by Melsy April 25, 2006

Twisting My Tubes

The same thing as busting someone's balls, except females don't have balls...so, they get their tubes twisted instead. Giving a girl a hard time about something, beating them down with negative comments and insults.

Yeah, I know I shouldn't have dated that crackhead cousin of yours. So you can stop twisting my tubes already, okay?

My boss has been twisting my tubes all week about missing that deadline.

by G-Nice January 22, 2011

my tea is in a sack

When you order tea and it comes in a sack.

"MY TEA IS IN A SACK! HELP"

by IMAFATBALLOFFAT November 28, 2018