Mom went out for a gallon of milk

The female version of “Dad went out for cigarettes”, where the mom goes out and abandons the kid under the pretense of buying milk.

Mom went out for a gallon of milk and never came back.

by ozzygcoverdale May 1, 2022

Milk Gasser

When one farts in ones cup of milk. Or perhaps sharts in the cup as well. Then makes that person drink it.

Man i just gave that dude a milk Gasser!!!

by 69er master September 4, 2009

milking the squid

Masturbating after drinking several black martinis....

My ho screamed and ran from the room when I squirted black while milking the squid.

by Fuddartha November 25, 2017

Milk

When dad realise it's their time to shine and leave to another family or live their life.

Son- Where did dad go mom?
Mom- He went for milk since we ran out. He'll be oit for a while....

by Jennifer Cox November 14, 2020

milk

DRINK MILK

person 1 i love milk

person 2 why

person 1 its good for your bones

by meepmerf January 28, 2022

Milk Club

An exclusive five dollar a month social circle within tech institutions where the engineers gather in a dimly lit kitchen around the "special" milk fridge. They gather in a cult like circular fashion while softly chanting "in code we trust, in coffee we bust".

Steve: *head nod to signal kitchen milk club meet*
Jim(Whispers): "Code has been reviewed and I'm ready to bust"

by notANitelEmployee May 9, 2024

The milk is in the cow

everything is where is it supposed to be, the task has been completed

The milk is in the cow and coming your way.

by Shawn Gold June 17, 2022