pull a penis

when you yank on a penis far too aggressively.

Doctor: What caused you to bleed so profusely?
Man: The girl I fucked last night decided to pull a penis.

by Golden Kitty March 12, 2018

penis linking

When 2 men staple there cocks together

Zach and Collin Penis linking

by AwesomeDude91 April 9, 2017

draw penis

Term for something that 'sucks'

This draws penis.

by Jena January 2, 2004

Uncircumcised Penis

The best band in the entire existence of the universe

Man, Uncircumcised Penis makes me want to live again.

by Glue Boy March 2, 2019

Shoe Penis

Yes.

Do you like green eggs and ham?
Shoe Penis.

by EvilPeachofdoom(on aim)/Thekingofmean October 22, 2003

Penis Seed

The penis seed is a mythical item in which a female can place in her vagina to grow a penis. As of now it does not really exist, but maybe with all these new technological advancements in the world of science, the penis seed could become a real item on your list of things to get at wal mart!

Mary used to just be a dyke, then she used a penis seed, and now she's a transexual.

by April, duhh. <3 August 26, 2007

penis juice

Penis juice is pee..

"STOP SPREADING YOUR PENIS JUICE!"

by totallyBabes November 28, 2015