When a ginger haired person masturbates. As their ginger pubes are similar to that of the color of a carrot.
Person 1: "Cameron's gone home early from the party"
Person 2: "Bet that red heads gone home to milk the carrot"
Person 2: "Bet that red heads gone home to milk the carrot"
by Con con July 22, 2017

by niofweriqpahefo[pbqpibfbufwepa January 27, 2023

When your dad leaves to get the milk and never comes back. It’s also every “pregnancy reveal to my hubby!!!” video’s deleted scenes. But don’t worry, he’s just going on a quick shopping trip with his hot new girl.
by broiledeggs July 22, 2021

The female version of “Dad went out for cigarettes”, where the mom goes out and abandons the kid under the pretense of buying milk.
by ozzygcoverdale May 1, 2022

He milks his girlfriend's nipples thoroughly, yet gently, whenever she pulls up her top, and begs for him to do so.
by Modern Webster February 8, 2021

by Fuddartha November 25, 2017

by Lil Rob$ March 15, 2018
