Lil Knob

A rapper with a small penis

“Lil Knob’s new album was too short to satisfy me, like his penis”

by Jacamo July 8, 2025

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Lil bro theory

When lil bro be hitting that and cracking sometimes button on the coat with bad breath

“You know it’s good when she pulls out the lil bro theory”

by Lil bro theory fan July 9, 2025

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A tragically mild yet unnecessarily dramatic shooter made of half Apple Sourz and half vodka. Often consumed by people who scream “shots!” but whisper “responsibility.”
Tastes like sour candy, broken boundaries, and poor decisions made under LED lighting.

Origin:
Invented by a twink vampire in the Netherlands who wanted to feel dangerous without risking a hangover. Legend says he still haunts the smoking area, thirsting for validation and men with "issues".

Side Effects:

Sudden urge to flirt with the least advisable/ presentable person.

Heavy slurring of words.

Weird kissy faces to avoid awkward eye contact.

“I thought we were partying — then he ordered a Lil' Bitch Shot.”

“She took one Lil' Bitch Shot and started talking about her birth chart.”

by Head Runner of Emotional Damag July 13, 2025

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Dirty lil pete

Contrary to the name, a dirty lil Pete is someone with a giant cock. The downside is that person is either ugly or a social hermit.

“Man I thought Ritchard didn’t have anything because he’s ugly but it turns out he’s a dirty lil Pete”

by Lil dirty Pablo July 15, 2025

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Lil Bro

To treat someone that's younger than you like they don't know what they're doing just because they're younger.

Olderguy: Hey, nigga, you look like you ain't know shit

Younger guy: Ayy nigga, don't try to Lil bro me just cuz you older

Older guy: My bad nigga, we cool?

Younge rguy: Yea, we cool.

by culinq the director July 30, 2025

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