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either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

(N.B.: this phrase is said to someone to make them realize how silly/ridiculous/ coolidiculous their point of view of view is, in terms of the scientific evidence to the contrary)

a phrase meaning

"there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.
by Sexydimma May 28, 2014
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eating good

getting a fuckton of very poggers information
us splatoon fans eating good this month
by Galaxiewolf February 13, 2024
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Eating in the Dog

Eating in the dog occurs when the woman is on the bed on all 4's like a dog. The man approaches the bed and with a slight bend at the waist goes in and eats.
Honey, go wash your asshole I'm eating in the dog tonight!
by KneeGrows1234 May 7, 2019
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LET THEM EAT CAKE

And when the Queen heard that the poor of Paris could not even buy bread, she said LET THEM EAT CAKE
by UNIVERSAL THREAT January 7, 2025
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National eat marcuses ass day

National eat marcuses ass day is a free pass to eat any man named marcuses ass. This day is on March 27
National eat marcuses ass day is a all day activity.
by Eat jaylen pp March 26, 2024
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No handed spaghetti eating contest

When performing cunnalingus (oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris) on a woman who is on her menstrual cycle.
I went down on my wife last night when she was on her period. And I came up looking like I just won a no handed spaghetti eating contest.
by UHIT September 19, 2022
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National Eat Ass Day

National Eat Ass Day is a day on August 10th where you find some one and eat their ass (with consent silly). You will have to literally Kevin Gates that ass to make the day successful.
“Hey. Did you know it was National Eat Ass Day today?”
“No. But how does it work”
“So basically, I have to eat your ass today”
That’s fine. Let’s do it”😈
by FreekNikk August 10, 2024
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