cock bastard

my father

i hate you, you cock bastard

by ryan October 20, 2003

cock smith

one who makes cocks by way of smithing them

me > Wow Billy I see you've got a new anvil what are you gonna do with it?

Billy > Make cocks

me > Ah, ya fucking cock smith

by The Exploited 1988 November 23, 2004

Cock Eye

Similar to the love bite, cock eye is a new way of sexually expressing yourself, via giving your partner a black eye, by hitting it with your cock.

"Bruv gave my girlfriend cock eye last night."

by Christopher Golding November 3, 2008

pig cock

noun:
1. A pig's meat stick.
2. A penis that is curly like a pig's tail.

1:
"Pickled pig cock? Yummy."

2:
"Joey has a pig cock" - Rodion
"Really?" - Travis
"Yep." -Rodion

by Argonak April 15, 2008

sams cock

Reference to a very little penis, one that may be found sitting lonely in a corner at a phish concert.

I'm not sleeping with him, last guy i slept with from a anime convention had a sams cock.

by Anonymous561 July 8, 2011

loves the cock

1. A phrase referring to the infatuation of the male sex organ. More commonly used to tease friends or label a gay man, it can also be used for women.
2. A friendly name to call someone.

1. Wow, that guy just loves the cock.
2. Hey, loves the cock, go get me a beer.

by Giovanni March 22, 2004

cock smith

a cock worker

a black smith works with steel all day, a cock smith works with cock, they have made a buisnes out of cock handling

by ruttagar February 27, 2010