These little fuckers are kind of like hipsters but they’re not. One could say that they are a little confused all they know is that they like the way beanies look so for some dumbass reason so they keep wearing them. Now they are not really hipsters because they are not organic and they don't really fuck with macha. THEY CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS GOD LOVING HIGH SCHOOL BOYS that look like they grow yeast for their kombucha in their room. So just imagine a regular, masturbating, nasty boy that fucks really hard with beanies.

MY VAGINA IS ALWAYS DRY AS LISAS PIE WHENEVER I SEE A BEANIE BASTARD.

Beanie Bastard by WeatherForcast March 27, 2022

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Beaniel

Beaniel is a person who derives from the Bean (legumes) origin.

Will always be very stunning in addition to having a ginormous epic brain. Has many skills such as computer things, peen things and dancing whilst teeth brushing.
Overall maximum epicness type of legume.

Goose - ‘oh my my that is a large amount of knowledge held in one rare legume!’
Johnny - ‘that legume must be a Beaniel for sure.’

Beaniel by weeziclelady January 20, 2023

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beaner krystal

A girl that is sexy, hot, beautiful, pretty, and the best thing that'll ever happen to you. Shes cute, funny, and an amazing friend but she’s a little short. She likes to study a lot but when she’s not studying she’s very fun to talk to.

omg! did you see that beaner krystal?! she’s so fine!

beaner krystal by calderbalder March 2, 2023

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