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The Typewriter 

A sex move in which the man (or lesbian lover) slaps his/her partner's breast and then tickles the nipple, akin to the motion made when reaching the end of the line on a typewriter. Also known as 'the slap and tickle'
'Yo bro did you crack out the typewriter'
'Yeah she likes it rough'
'Maybe I'll try the keyboard next...'

Take The Tampon Out 

1.Quit Being a Pussy
Colin: "Dude I Dont Want To Hit Him With The Paper Ball"

Nick: "Dude take the tampon out and do it!!!!"

zoaster the toaster 

A nickname you give a girl named Zoey. But only if the girl is extremely awesome and has a sword.
I love Zoaster the Toaster. She totally killed me with her sword.

at the twelfth hour 

too late.
You came at the twelfth hour. Everybody has already left for home.

a shit in the teeth 

Used to describe an unfavourable situation or event. Derived from the old "beats a kick in the teeth" saying.
Well, isn't that just a shit in the teeth.

The Thrax 

I won't open my mail because, I don't want to get "The Thrax"
The Thrax by Vegas March 23, 2003