Tahiti Two-Step

Twister, but every other square is covered in one of three substances; human defecant, ejaculant, or urinate.

Person 1: I heard you took a vacation to French Polynesia. How was it?
Person 2: It was great, I learned this game called the Tahiti Two-Step.
Person 1: Wow that sure sounds fun.

by Khanituss March 6, 2021

Two in the Mohring

When you’re super drunk and go to get another bag.

“Hey you! I can’t thee shtraight.... we need more blow! It must be two in the Mohring.”

by Axl Hoes October 16, 2018

two plate energy

When you live on your own but feel confident enough to buy two plates. You have hopes that one day someone will come over for dinner

You are showing real two plate energy right now.

by boulderer February 13, 2024

Round up to two weeks

Age old saying that most people know of

it's been 5 days so come on just round up to two weeks

by feminists:thelesserspecies October 16, 2021

One Thousand Nine Hundred And Ninety `~` One To One Thousand Nine Hundred And Ninety `~` Two Perfected The Distressed Studder

One Thousand Nine Hundred And Ninety `~` One To One Thousand Nine Hundred And Ninety `~` Two Perfected The Distressed Studder

One Thousand Nine Hundred And Ninety `~` One To One Thousand Nine Hundred And Ninety `~` Two Perfected The Distressed Studder

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025

two cheeks on a butt

When you're tight with your homie

We're closer than two peas in a pod; we're two cheeks on a butt.

by laddiehickelsen November 1, 2021

Two-Inch Rule

If a married woman fucks a man with a dick two or more inches larger than her husband's penis, the act does not count as cheating

Husband: "Hey babe what did you do today"

Wife: "Oh, your boss came over and fucked my brains out."

Husband: "WTF! We're getting a divorce!"

Wife: "No, it doesn't count , because his cock was 8 inches and yours is only 6."

Husband: "Oh, yeah your right, thats the Two-Inch Rule."

by btcterms March 29, 2023