International Rules

The international rule states the only acceptable instance where intercourse is ok with someone other than your significant other is when they are in France and the person committing the act is Vegan.

“Hold up, didn’t your girlfriend cheat on you bruh?” “I guess not. International Rules, I was in France.”

by Nice Hairline Kid August 16, 2018

Rule 42

* = whatever you make it

Rule 42 states it's whatever is in your mind, so maybe don't project all those negatives, Nancy.

by MissNeona May 17, 2022

prostitute rule

'You fuck it, you buy it' - When lending an item to another, claiming prostitute rule in case of any damage occurring while in the others possession

When borrowing a Halloween costume from Tom, Leigh calls Prostitute Rule since he knows Tom is a messy and inconsiderate drunk

by phil-ate-me October 8, 2013

Rule of 7

Ghxsty’s rule of 7. Can not run wid any ting lower den a 7/10

Dat ting is a rule of 7

by Ghxsty.official March 2, 2022

The Dark Internet Rule

The rule of the internet where if you mention something seen on the "dark side of the internet" you must not speak of it. Those who do are ultimately shamed and often disowned.

You better follow the Dark Internet Rule, or else your sister and I will have no choice but to shame you endlessly.

by PheoShayett November 27, 2016

The Turkish rule

The Turkish rule dictates that it is not gay (or at the very least it's less gay) to "Top" another man than to receive this comes from the notion of passive gay men being rejected from Turkey's military. This term is commonly used in south Texas .

"I'm still straight I applied the Turkish rule."

by South Texas scribe July 20, 2024

three strike rule

When you take a dump three times before having to start your day at work. It is an automatic day off.

I called off work today and told them "I struck out". I broke the three strike rule.

by tripleRdeuce April 21, 2023