Someone who is into really kinky sex dresses up in a bear costume and pours honey all over themselve then the male jerks off and giver her his honey
by MrBool12 October 04, 2018
On TikTok there is an online discourse about whether as a woman you’d rather be alone in the woods with a man or a bear. Women comment bear in comment sections because men do atrocious things that even a bear wouldn’t do.
by Cuethesadmusic May 23, 2024
1. (noun) something unstoppable
2. (noun) a phrase that you would do almost anything to understand
3. (noun) a story stolen from a friend and told as if it were your own
2. (noun) a phrase that you would do almost anything to understand
3. (noun) a story stolen from a friend and told as if it were your own
by ;) December 03, 2004
by TheHelpfulChild August 07, 2019
by FrozenShadow January 03, 2023
by Capn Oxoff August 04, 2022
This is a reference to the common "bear-eclipse" phenomena meme, where bears are found looking at eclipses and roaring. It's a non sequitur absurd joke. The original story involves three cubs and a mama bear. The mama bear roars, and then the cubs ask "Why are you roaring, mama?" Mama bear says... "because... because there's AN ECLIPSE!!!!!"
Guy 1: "How does a bear cut its hair?"
Guy 2: "Uhh... idk how?"
Guy 1: "E CLIPS IT!!!"
Guy 1: "Bro, I just had a great idea..."
Guy 2: "What's up?"
Guy 1: "What if... the BEARS ARE LOOKING AT THE ECLIPSE!!!!!"
Guy 2: "Uhh... idk how?"
Guy 1: "E CLIPS IT!!!"
Guy 1: "Bro, I just had a great idea..."
Guy 2: "What's up?"
Guy 1: "What if... the BEARS ARE LOOKING AT THE ECLIPSE!!!!!"
by rizz0ThBear February 15, 2025