Bear

A large gay man typically very strong and beefy. sometimes a himbo

Jason Voorhees is a total Bear.

Yo Asa Emory's got a hot dad bod. dude is deffo a Bear

by Honney Badger October 27, 2021

Trizzly Bear

Although it appears human, this rare species is actually 50% bear. It’s highly talented in lacrosse and conspiracy theories. You can lure the species with Marijuana and its main food source is cheesecake. Its main habitat is Tallahassee, Florida but due to low breeding numbers it’s moving to Fort Myers wildlife this summer.

Person 1: Hey Trizzly Bear! Wanna smoke?
Trizzly Bear: *nods with smirk*

by thescarybandit April 19, 2025

Bear Trap

Removing your jeans and socks in one pile on the bedroom floor. Your partner doesnt see them in the dark, steps onto them and trips over.

I was so tired, I ripped my jeans and socks off in one action leaving them on the bedroom floor.
I woke up to a thud, turned the light on and saw the Mrs spreadeagled on the floor stuck in my "bear trap"

by coxnkitty May 8, 2018

Poke the right bears

Business folks say this to 1) imply they can do favors, affect change, etc. and 2) sound macho.

Especially common among grown-up douchebro yuppie types.

Hydrogen fuel cells aren't a development priority this quarter? Let me see if I can poke the right bears to get this done.

by unicodebandito May 9, 2017

Pookie bears

A group chat with all your pookies.

Alan, Edgar, David, jaasiel, Jesus, Johnathan, Matthew, and Victoria are all Pookie Bears

by Pookie Pookster November 21, 2023

Not every bear eats honey

Despite the popular believe of bears eating honey which is true, not every every bear eats nor has access to honey"

"some bears eat it but not every bear does "

It is a saying to tell another person despites their believes of a certain topic it doesnt always apply.

What can i say "not every bear eats honey"

you seem to forget that "not every bear eats honey"

by Keanlol November 23, 2025

polar bear living room

An area that is soooo cold, that it is probably the temperature that arctic bears would like to keep their home.

"Let's crank up the heat, it's like a polar bear living room in here!!"

by halli3sandbag February 20, 2012