bear seducer

a professional who is trained in the delicate art of using roofies on bears and then date rape them

"Blaine you're the greatest bear seducer i know" "The trick is having a whale penis"

by mattfuckfalcon March 6, 2010

Three bears body

Not to big, not to small, just right

Damn baby girl you have a three bears body

by MattHadder June 3, 2024

polar bear beatdown

When one masturbates in a shower on a nice comfortable temperature, and then right before climax the water control is set to the Antarctica type shit. Resulting in a rare event called a polar bear beatdown.

I was bored last night so I executed a polar bear beatdown in my parents shower.

by k dizzle 131 August 23, 2016

Bears

a very, very, very dangerous animal

I want the bears to be my pet.

by Harry Skywalker May 29, 2016

Bear Boy Bruce Jr.

nickname for Virginia Governor and US Senator George Allen

Bear Boy Bruce Jr. went to the college Thomas Jefferson made.

by Coop Dupe June 17, 2018

fluffy bear

This is a flexible word. It can be:

-an adjective; meaning bad, lame, stupid

OR

-a noun; a person or thing resembling undesirable traits

1. Did you just see that new Madonna music video? It was definitely fluffy bear.

2. Mrs. fgtbear gave us 2 more pages of homework? WHAT A DAMN FLUFFY BEAR.

by tehaznpersuazn June 10, 2009

neon bear

Something like an animal bear it is neon looking

have you see that neon bear

by miiiiigiii May 20, 2021