Although it appears human, this rare species is actually 50% bear. It’s highly talented in lacrosse and conspiracy theories. You can lure the species with Marijuana and its main food source is cheesecake. Its main habitat is Tallahassee, Florida but due to low breeding numbers it’s moving to Fort Myers wildlife this summer.
by thescarybandit April 20, 2025
True. Correct. Yeah man. Originating in the Tampa Bay area of Florida, trizzly is used by stoners as a means to communicate that something is absolute. Sometimes shortened to triz.
"Man, that ass face shorted us a gram again. We should find a new hook up."
"Trizzly"
or
"Ain't that the trizzliest type of true!"
"Trizzly"
or
"Ain't that the trizzliest type of true!"
by Goglspisan May 02, 2008