long penis

man's front

girl:ohh I wanna play with ur long penis man:u sexy mama of course teacher: don't have sex!

by jade9303546 March 27, 2022

Midas’ Penis

The thing attached to my husband Midas that I want to suck on every night but he won’t let me, because he doesn’t realize how lucky he is to be with me…

Me: Hey babe *bites collar* can I suck your cock?
Midas: No.
Me: Why?
Midas: …
Me: 🥺
Midas: …
Me: 🥺🥺🥺
Midas: ?
Me: 😞
Midas: Aww why not?
Me: 🍆💦😫
*sucks on Midas’ penis all night long*

by ☆★Marigold★☆ February 5, 2022

massive penis

big penis, cock, dick, girls can find that horny

DAMN THATS A MASSIVE PENIS

by YoumotherFAWKER August 7, 2021

Tristan's penis

a dissapointingly small penis that barely even gives pleasure to the user

We finally had sex but he had a Tristan's penis so it probably would've been better if we didn't

by totally not tristan February 23, 2022

Penis Flytrap

The romantic/platonic/rivalry ship name between Wolfgang Brandt and Devon Neii. Honestly at this point I'm not sure what it counts as. Are they lovers? Friends? Enemies? They're so homoerotic.

As for the reasoning behind the name itself, I'm a bit unsure. Devon Neii enjoys gardening, and Lambda, Wolfgang's creator, saw a Venus flytrap recently-- hence the name. The penis part is likely a funny bit. I wish they would just confess their love for each other already. This is like an enemies to lovers fanfiction. Just kiss already. Jeez.

"Dude, did you hear what happened with Penis Flytrap recently?"

"Oh, no. I hope they didn't fuck. We already have enough of that."

by chiicheo February 26, 2022

Penis enlarger

Makes your penis huge

My penis just got enlarged. penis enlarger

by LittethTitteth May 15, 2021

The Penis (eek!)

A song used mostly on cat videos such as "Fatass calico cats dancing" and more. It is a good song that really goes hard. This song slaps and I wish there was an extended version.

"I love The Penis (eek!)! I remember when someone showed it to me for the first time. It went so hard and made me feel so good!"

by GOOBER LOVER June 7, 2023