Bitch-Off

A face off of either man or women (usually woman) that is the prequel to a fight/cat fight. Both opposing parties have a reputation of being a "bitch" and also bitch about anything and everything.

Jeff: Bro, Mariah and her sister are about to have a bitch-off!

Aaron: Oh damn, where the hell is my camera?!

Jeff: You should bring it, there might be hair/clothes ripping!

by xSPECKLEDORFX April 21, 2010

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smurking off

when you are laughing and smiling so hard it reaches the point where you are "smurking off" similar to an orgasm from jerking off

When the turtle was eating your dingleberries we were smurking off from laughing so hard.

by GeetSquad March 18, 2010

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Johnson off

When a group of men see who gets the biggest erection

Mike bet $50 that he would win the big johnson off at Jake's frat party.

by jgsteroid50 January 16, 2011

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tweating off

Tweeting to all of your friends and fans that you are masturbating, while masturbating. (male version)

I like tweating off to late night infomercials because nothing is sexier than watching a past-her-prime actress try to sell a $2 piece of junk for $19.95 and having your friends know what you like to do while alone.

by nightsoldier_1999 June 4, 2011

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