Fortnite

A disease most commonly found in post-millenials, can cause many bad effects such as -

Uncontrollable distasteful dancing whenever something mediocre happens in your life
A sudden loss of money as you realise you spent it all on people that makes your disease worse as well as 'skins' so your virtual little self looks good when it dies every 2 minutes
Brain tumours, just because
Separation from your family
Bladder problems as you don't want to leave your computer
Not wanting to leave your computer
Becoming an egotistical twat
Ali-A

and Ligma.

The only cure is to get outside and do something with your life.

John: Sam, wanna play Fortnite? *dies*'
Sam: oh no he's dead boohoo

by ittyyy August 19, 2018

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Fortnite

A third person FPS video game that is developed by Epic Games and People Can Fly and also published by Epic Games. This game is really popular all over the world. The original game was Save The World, a zombie horde survival game and later on the Battle Royale game mode came out for free. The Battle Royale mode has a player base of 125 million, is FREE, and with its Unreal Engine it is the perfect 11 jear old magnet, so it brings many cringe with it on the internet.

*Mom* "Timmy it's bed time"
*Timmy* "BUT MOM I WANT TO PLAY FORTNITE"

or

*Johnny* "AY TIMMY, wanna play fortnite"
*Timmy* "Sure"

by i_taunt_after_i_kill_u November 13, 2018

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