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Dick Carrier

The phrase used to describe someone who is annoying and bitchy all the time.
"Go fall off the face of the earth"
"Okay, don't be such a Dick Carrier"
by The Anon xx July 26, 2012
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Dick Dip

The dipping of one's dick into an object, usually as a prank. Similar to the tea bag.
Don: why does my coffee taste so weird?

Ivan: BECAUSE I DICK DIPPED IT LOL
by Gauren L September 15, 2016
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Dicked Solid

Means to have anal sex with someone so that their once loose shit has become packed and solid. Does not need to be used literally, can be used to describe rough sex.
Bro, did you hear that Samantha was dicked solid by Benny?! That's pretty gnarly, huh?
by Ian Schmidlap September 13, 2011
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Dick-Blind

The inability to initially see rude, disrespectful, and sarcastic characteristics of another person for an extended period of time until it is revealed buy a third party. Usually a friend or co-worker.
I can't believe I never saw this coming. Bobby never treated me right, I was so Dick-Blind

M is so dick blind. Her coworker such a sarcastic asshole, but she doesnt even realize it.

Person 1: How come I never noticed how rude she could be!

Person 2: You were dick-blind bro, shes always been this condescending with you.
by Epocseer April 7, 2019
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Dicking Around

Doing something other people consider unproductive or something that really is unproductive, usually when you should be doing something else.
Syn: Procrastination, fucking off, wasting time, wanking, being idle, being a phony, bullshitting.
When I'm home sick, I spend all day dicking around on the internet.
I was dicking around when I had an epiphany.
She thought he liked her, but he was just dicking around.
Only a master can bring dicking around to a new level and turn it into an art.
by MadamexXx March 17, 2009
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Dick Flanagan

Any coach who habitually misses key games and/or practices due to back alimony checks, long strings of traffic violations, or can't get into his car because he can't find anyone to trick the breathalizer that the State installed in his car to start it.

Coach also must appear to games intoxicated, and force his underage players to drink Natty Lite for every loss and complain about how expensive mint leaves are out of season.

Optionally, the coach must also sprint out of the games when there's a large fight and the police are called yelling something along the lines of "I can't go back to prison".

Must be inspirational.
Looks like Coach Smith is really turning out to be a better coach than that alcoholic dead-beat Dick Flanagan.
by JSternbruiser January 29, 2009
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dick king

Someone who is the king/queen of sucking dick
by mot6032 March 8, 2017
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