J-Wagg

One who stocks Mothers that have just had their baby within weeks prior.

She just had a kid last week. I'm going to J-Wagg her.

by Hefe Larsone October 11, 2007

Farm-J

The archetype of pleasurable experiences, resulting in the purest feelings of elation and satisfaction.

Bro- "Forget oral! The Farm-J is the new Slow Blow!"

by The Old MacDonald April 9, 2011

J-Maine

To get drunk or so fucked up that one will try and get off with anything that happened`s to move, no matter how old or inanimate.

"man you better not do another J-Maine tonight, that was so out of order last night man!!"

by craigie babie January 30, 2008

J spot

Where Alex James Murray and William bun zoots

Wee sacks come j spot

by anonymous September 26, 2020

scp-666.5-J

a dish of food served at a party in one of the SCP sites that makes your asshole go through multiple localized XK-Class scenarios. You don't die, you just really wish you do as this is happening.

D-(number): oh shit was that a SCP-666.5-J? Oh god oh shit fuck shit AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
D-(different number): actually it's "666 and a half -J," and also you one unlucky sonofabitch.

by fuck off nosy ass prick December 11, 2021

/j

when you are joking on discord

i wanna touch you /j

by johnmarston221 January 13, 2025

ross j park

He is your buddy in the corsa.

Wow look at that guy in that corsa, I want him to be my buddy
Ross J Park Pulls Up: Hey Buddy ;)

by Bens Nips March 25, 2021