eat a turtle

literally just eating a turtle because you're not a vegan or vegetarian, or not normal.

We should eat a turtle tonight.

by danielbuddlikestoyeehaw September 27, 2018

eat die

If someone says something hurtful, say 'eat die', it is the same as saying 'I hate you fuck off.'

Person 1: Ur mum gae
Person 2: No, eat die

by The Urban Cow July 29, 2021

Turn around and eat the pit

Another way of saying "Think outside the box"

"Dude, I'm really struggling with this puzzle!"
"Maybe you just need to turn around and eat the pit."

by TarantulaMorse April 30, 2025

jean eating vagina

A vagina that eats the jeans of the pants

Damn Daniel got a Jean eating vagina

Ohoh ohoh nooooo

by Ur667 May 01, 2016

Eating banana

A humorous slang word for fellatio. Because the banana’s shape looks like a penis

For example ‘he is eating banana right now’ = ‘he is performing oral intercourse right now’

by marcotoa January 20, 2025

Eat my shorts

A sexual thing if you a girl wants the D right now they may say “oh my god eat my shorts”

Person 1-“wanna fuck”
Person2-“I don’t know”
Person 1-“eat my shorts”

by Kagsldvkabdjd December 17, 2017