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Rule 34

by not1day February 13, 2021
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The 8 year rule

The 8 year rule is when you can date your friend's ex but only after 8 years
Cain is dating his best friends former love but it’s ok because he is following the 8 year rule .
by Realniggawiz February 14, 2021
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The Unspoken Rules Of Society are a bunch of rules only elite members of Society know. Some of the rules are: Never drink water out of a mug, rule number 11, never drink hot cocoa out of a regular cup, rule number 10, and rule number 12, never have a brighter ceiling light and a lamp on at the same time.
" Hey! That LOSER is drinking water out of a mug! He's breaking rule number 11 of The Unspoken Rules Of Society!"
by an_absolute_idiot February 22, 2021
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Fused Pizza Rule

If A 2 slices of pizza are not properly cut, it counts as 1 slice
This is a violation of the Fused Pizza Rule, jim. you cut that slice in half
by Chili Bobsleds. February 23, 2021
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The Rules

It's yes now
Bro it's not my fault, It's The Rules
by The Darkest One February 24, 2021
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Rule #1

Never get your meat where you get your bread
As much as I would like to date a co-worker, rule #1 always applies
by goodhood14513 February 25, 2021
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Rule 99

Hitler’s law

If it exists, Hitler has reacted to it (most likely the Downfall version of Hitler)

See also: Rule 99.9

If he has not yet reacted to it, he will
Videos or gifs of Hitler reacting to memes and pop culture that came into existence over 70 years after the fall of the Third Reich which in any event would have absolutely no relevance to an unhinged tyrant watching his world collapse around him is a perfect example of rule 99

Hitler reacts to the new Call of Duty - textbook rule 99
by Alex-2598 February 25, 2021
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